Shenamerosity in observations as of late:
Philadelphia aka Philly has signs everywhere that say Phila.
Review: Phila is neither philadelphia nor Philly. I'm left confused and feeling mislead.
Red Bull Energy shots are delicious. I'm definitely a Red Bull snob so I held out on these energy shots until Red Bull came out with them. Get out of my face 5 hour energy. I'm not pickin' up what you're throwing down.
Movies in 3D are better. Saw Ice Age 3 in 3D last night. Recommended thoroughly.
Transformers rocks my socks. Except that corny love gar-bahggio. Listen, I went to that movie to see ridiculous amounts of action, explosions, and Shia Le-drunkdriver run for his life. In the future, please don't corrupt this with mush. Kindly, Mariah
I hate cockroaches.
Friday, July 3, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Baaaaaaaaaaston May 20
Reporting on the trip. Mostly just hilarity, shenanigans, and utter nonsense.
Day one:
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5:30am Left Tucson, head to phx
7:10am Entered Phoenix (what do you mean by this is boring?...shhhh)
11:30am Arrived at phoenix airport.
Now I don't expect all of you to be whizzes at math, now do I expect you to thoroughly understand the expanse of phoenix. Let me break it down for you: it does not take over 4 hours to get from the edge of phoenix to the airport even on the rushiest of rush hour mornings. Apparently it DOES take over 4 hours when some jerk running from the police in his black SUV decides to drive the wrong way down the freeway and cause a horrible accident.
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Dear Hooligans,
Please drive into a brick wall instead of the wrong way down the freeway. It will have a similar impact and won't be so intrusive or harmful to others.
Kindly,
Mariah
-------- I digress
12:00pm Margaritas
1:45pm New flight took off - since we had missed our first one by over 2 hours
10:50pm Arrived in Boston
11:15pm Got in to the smelliest cab on the face of the Earth
11:40pm Ordered the crappiest, most expensive food we will ever eat in our entire lives.
12:10pm A piece of Sarena's filling came out
Last straw. Bed.
Day one:
-------------
5:30am Left Tucson, head to phx
7:10am Entered Phoenix (what do you mean by this is boring?...shhhh)
11:30am Arrived at phoenix airport.
Now I don't expect all of you to be whizzes at math, now do I expect you to thoroughly understand the expanse of phoenix. Let me break it down for you: it does not take over 4 hours to get from the edge of phoenix to the airport even on the rushiest of rush hour mornings. Apparently it DOES take over 4 hours when some jerk running from the police in his black SUV decides to drive the wrong way down the freeway and cause a horrible accident.
--------
Dear Hooligans,
Please drive into a brick wall instead of the wrong way down the freeway. It will have a similar impact and won't be so intrusive or harmful to others.
Kindly,
Mariah
-------- I digress
12:00pm Margaritas
1:45pm New flight took off - since we had missed our first one by over 2 hours
10:50pm Arrived in Boston
11:15pm Got in to the smelliest cab on the face of the Earth
11:40pm Ordered the crappiest, most expensive food we will ever eat in our entire lives.
12:10pm A piece of Sarena's filling came out
Last straw. Bed.
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