UA is superior to ASU

It's a fact. Here are just a few reasons why:

1) Students & faculty at ASU often display questionable behavior:
Exhibit A: http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=227327&title=arizona-state-snubs-obama

all while University of Arizona researchers are finding cures for life threatening disease:
http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/healthday/2009/05/13/scorpion-anti-venom-speeds-childrens--recovery.html

2) Students at ASU make videos no one wants to watch
Exibit B:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNQzrifEkGc
I'm embarrassed. I hope they are still in that desert. 5 minutes of my life I will never get back.

University of Arizona makes inspiring videos that people want to watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlfnRsr6hU4

3) Arizona state University is ranked lower than University of Arizona in every legitimate ranking poll known to man.

4) Playboy says it all: http://www.playboyu.com/playboy-party-schools. Not only is UA ranked higher academically, but we're ranked higher as a party school. Wow two for two. Ouch ASU.

5) I went to University of Arizona.


There. Proven. Dispute settled.